1- A man typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."
2- No girl believes she`s beautiful, until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is ♥
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3- Beautiful is a word that a girl likes to be called. , But obliviously ignores it.
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4- Guys who still carry bags, open doors, tell their girl that she`s beautiful, and show respect... Real Men.
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5- Guys, if a girl asks you a question, it`s better to give her the
truth, chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the
answer.
6- The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.
7- I`ll be fine as long as you stay single.
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8- Never mention your bro`s ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
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9- When a guy likes you... he`ll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you.
10- My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
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11-Boy: "Hey babe I miss you." Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.."
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12- When your crush gets rejected by their crush. You sit there, think, "You should`ve asked me!"
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13- While You`re Ignoring Her, Someone Else Is Willing To Give Her Aттεηтioη.
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14- A real man is not a word player, because a real man always keep his words.
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15- A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
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16- Women so sensitive, they over think every little thing & they care
way more than they should, but that`s what makes their love so strong.
17- Stress makes you bald, but it`s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway,
so in the end there`s nothing you can do.
so in the end there`s nothing you can do.
18- There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.
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19- Impossible is nothing when a man tries... or when women cries.
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20- Women will be jealous of any picture of you & another girl, but for guys, they`ll just tell you its ugly.
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21- Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the
same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
22- A real man never stops trying to show a girl he cares about her, even if he already has her.
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23- Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
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24- When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
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25- Let me tell you a little something I`ve learned about women: nothing.
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26- baby, there is no make-up that can cover your ugly face ;)
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27- A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
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28- If a woman asks you a question, it`s better to tell her the truth,
chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the answer.
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29- It takes a boy to ask you to be his lover. It takes a real man to ask you to be his life partner.
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30- Girls will never know what they want. Boys will never know what they have.
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31- you`ll never loose women by chasing money. But you`ll loose money by chasing women.
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32- Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
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33- It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
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34- My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
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35- when a girl tells you to `have fun` that means she wants you to have a shxty time without her.
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36- Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
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37- Darling, don`t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
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38- it`s funny how girls run after the guys that treat them like crap,
but ignore those guys that would treat them like a princess
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39- Pretty girls are the freakiest.
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40- It`s amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes.
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41- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: “GIRL”
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42- Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.
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43- Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.
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44- a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
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45- Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
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46- Words that spoiled many boys` life . . . .... . "Dude she`s looking at you."
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47- Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every women loves to hear " Here`s my Wallet"
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48- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
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49- It`s not easy putting on a fake smile... Yet she`s a pro at it.
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50- Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.
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51- Some women are terribly hard to please, ... . . . . . the rest are Impossible
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52- You are too beautiful to be crying over that jerk!
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53- Girls are like butterflies, they are so pretty and beautiful to look at, but really hard to catch.
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54- Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday`s :-)
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55- Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
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56- When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
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57- I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
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58- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that , is the beginning of a new argument.
59- Never underestimate a girl`s ability to find things out.
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60- 3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as
rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects
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61-A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare...It all depends on how you treat her!
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62- Any boy can make a PROMISE, but it takes a MAN TO KEEP ONE.
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63- Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend -"You Are Right"
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64- Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what`s you gonna eat Fatty ??
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65- one day you`ll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else
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66- Treat her with respect. Accept her for who she is. Make her feel safe and protected. Be her best friend.
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67- I`m a boy. I don`t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don`t
sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
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68- Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
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69- Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her.
But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
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70- If a girl is shopping she`s trendy, if boy is shopping he`s wasting money.
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71- The Awkward Moment... When a girl sees a shirt, and decides to wear it as a dress.
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72- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there`s a reason :)
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73- I hate to tell you, but girl, you`re faker than Monopoly money...
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74- Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
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75- Set me free. Leave me be. I don`t wanna fall another moment into your gravity.
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76- When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
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77- There are two kinds of secrets: 1. Those we keep from others. 2. Those we hide from ourselves.
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78- When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But
when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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79- Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...
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80- Girls biggest lie: I`m OK.
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81- Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:
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82- I hate when girls take ugly pictures and tag people in them.
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83- Treat your girl right, or someone else will.
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84- She acts like summer and walks like rain.
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85- Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women..The fairy turned him into a credit card.. ;)
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86- When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.
86- When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.
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87- The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
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88- Men are all alike - except the one you`ve met who`s different..
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89- Guys, when you`re with your girl, focus on her. Never stare at other girls.
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90- Never underestimate the power of a woman
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91- My wife said "Honey, take me someplace expensive." I took her to the gas station!
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92- A smile is the best make up any girl could wear :)
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93- Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you`ll be disconnected!
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94- Sometimes I wish you could understand what I feel through the way I look at you that I never had guts to say.
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95- A true Girlfriend wouldn`t ask her boyfriend to throw away his Xbox, she`d sit by him trying to learn it!
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96- When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
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97- If she`s dumb enough to walk away, Be smart enough to let her go!
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98- Don`t you hate it when...a really hot girl on Facebook has only 5 pictures!!!
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99-Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them.
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100- "Is that your ex?" "No, that`s the biggest mistake of my life."
