Friday, December 16, 2011

Women Status

1- The moment when you`re wondering if you should text him...then he texts you.. And your face lights up and all seems right with the world.
 
2- No dad, not every guy I talk to or hang out with is my boyfriend..
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3- Not every single girl is searching, some are actually single and satisfied.
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4- A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems
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5- I`m tired of looking for the perfect guy, from now on he can look for me.
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6- Don`t expect her to be perfect, if you want a perfect girlfriend. Go buy a barbie
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7- He`s cute. He`s tall. He`s got gorgeous eyes. And a stunning smile. I didn`t say a name, but he popped in your head, didn`t he?
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8- I`m a girl I`m allowed to change my mind every second.
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9- Ladies, beauty is not defined by the size of your jeans.

10- Sure women can fake feelings, but men can fake a whole relationship.

11- When a girl ends a conversation with, "k bye" you can be certain you just pissed her off.

12- Guy: "Who hurt you? I`ll kill him!" Girl: "Suicide is a horrible thing."

13- That moment of fear when you can`t take off a ring from your finger.

14- Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind. ;)

15- Girls take 8 million pictures trying to get the best one, when guys take 1, barely glance at it, and say its fine. NOT FAIR!

16- Its funny how guys watch a music video and then you realize that they are watching it just because of the girls that are dancing.

17- First thing a girl says when it rains: "OMG MY HAIR!"

18- I want to watch a scary movie with you That way I can sit extra close to you, no explanation, because I’m just scared.

19- Lies That Always Worked - (If he`s not that hot...) "SORRY, I"VE A BOYFRIEND."

20- Give me time to prove I`m the best girl you can have, that I`m everything you`ve been asking for.

21- A real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she`s not wasting it on unimportant people or things.

22- You should stop playing catch with my heart because one day I might not throw it back.


23- This Halloween i`m dressing all in red and trick-or-treating at 4 PM so i can say "i`m your period, and i came early.

24- Ladies, if someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.

25- when a girl says shes cold she wants a hug but when a girl says shes freezing she really means `GIVE ME YOUR JACKET NOWW!!!`

26- GUYS: If she`s amazing, she won`t be easy. If she`s easy, she won`t be amazing.

27- If a girl is silent, it`s dangerous. They`re either: about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.


28-I wish my dad was a cop, that way when ugly guys try to hit on me I can be all like, ”MY DADS A COP!" :D

29- Men are like bank accounts,
without money they don’t
generate a lot of interest.

30- A simple "good morning, beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day.

31- Every girl has 3 personalities 1) When she`s with her family 2) When she`s with her friends 3) When she`s with HIM.

32- A woman`s biggest temptations: bags, shoes, & gossips. A man`s biggest temptation: a woman.

33- You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

34- there`s always that one person who`d do anything for you. that`s the one you should marry.

35- Don`t keep a girl waiting and if you do, you better have a damn good excuse.

36- Don`t get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when she starts to not give an attention.

37- Some girls act like a BITCH , so they dont get hurt.

38- A respectable woman is the one who can maintain her personal principles.

39- A girl`s status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

40-A girl, no matter how much she denies it, will always remember every detail, every moment, every piece of memory you`ve left her.

41- If you have my love, don`t take it for granted. Because unlike a lot of other girls, I`m not afraid to give up on you.

42- Stop asking me "are you alright?" because I`d rather you hug me & say, "everything`s gonna be alright."
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43- If he doesn`t chase you when you walk away , keep walking.
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44- You and your rumors have two things in common: you’re both fake and you both get around.
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45- The longer he looks into your eyes, the more interested he is in you. If he cant even look in your eyes, chances are he doesn`t really care

46- I promised myself I wouldn`t lower my standards for anyone. So why did I make an exception for him?
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47- If you don`t text her, she understand. If you don`t call her, she understand. So if she stop loving you, hope you understand too.

48- Truth is, you really don`t deserve her anyway.
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49- It hurts when he is your Prince Charming, but you`re not his Cinderella.
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50- Beautiful woman , have no friends
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51- No matter how many times a girl denies it, she`ll always remember every detail, moment & piece of the memories you`ve left her.

52- Don`t be the reason, she doesn`t trust guys. Be the exception.
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53- Sometimes I need a guy to give me a hug and say " Sorry my whole gender sucks".
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54- When it comes to who a girl likes, it`s either a boy who has no idea she exists or her best friend.♥
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55- I wish I was her, and you were mine. That`s all.
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56- I wonder what it feels like to be that perfect girl everybody likes.
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57- No boyfriend, no problems.
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58- A girl`s heart is slower than a turtle when trying to forget a guy whom she loves.
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59- She says, "I`m not pretty" not because she wants attention or compliments but because that`s how she feels.

60- Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls? Its the whole book.
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61- If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say ONCE because you never really left.

62- Honestly, I`d pick cookies over boys anyday.
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63- If a man wants me, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn`t want me, nothing can make him stay. 
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64- There`s always gonna be that one girl who is prettier than you, you`ll just have to find that one boy who doesn`t care.

65- Women are completely defenseless, until the nail polish is dry.
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66- A man`s got to do what a man`s got to do. A woman must do what he can`t. 
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67- We both know you are a bitch ;) it`s about time you told the world the truth :D
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68- My philosophy on men...Replace them, don`t chase them.
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69- Dear guys, there`s more to a girl than just looks & her body parts. Sincerely, Nobody`s perfect. 
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70-When a girl says she`s sad, but she isn`t crying, it means she`s crying in her heart 
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71- "I`m not like most girls." -Most girls.
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72- The things that guys say without thinking are the things girls remember the most.
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73- Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.
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74- I`m a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama. 
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75- I`m not a jealous person. I would just love to punch every other girl that gives you a second look
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76- Every girl deserves someone to remind her that she`s beautiful.
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77- LADIES: It`s not about the makeup, but the confidence you gain in between.
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78- I want to know what goes through a boys mind when he starts falling for a girl.♥ 
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79- A boy is his cutest when he`s jealous, because at that moment you realize he really cares.
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80- GIRLS: Never expect someone to treat us like we’re worth it if we treat ourselves like we`re worthless. 
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81-Men are stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.
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82- Sending a girl a text that says `good morning beautiful` can change her attitude for the whole day.
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83- When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married.
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84- A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love. 
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85- Every man needs a woman when he`s a mess, because just like the game of chess: "The Queen protects The King!"

86- If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one!
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87- Just because a girl is pissed off, doesn`t mean she`s on her period. You might just be a complete asshole.

88- If a boy can play guitar, it makes him that much more attractive. 
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89- Every girl has 3 personalities. 1: When she`s with her family. 2: When she`s with her friends. 3: When she`s with HIM. 
90- Dear guys, if you like a girl, don`t make her start the conversation, cause then she worries she`s being annoying. Sincerely, every girl. 
91- When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
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92- Someone doesn`t have to be perfect in order to be my prince charming.
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93- I`m the girl that always has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.
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94- Dear girls, being sexy is a thing of the mind... its not always about your size, its more about how you carry yourself. 
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95- The moment you realize he`s totally want you.
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96- Dear Males, when we put our head on your chest we want you to put your arms around us.
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97- Guys, stop fighting `with` her and start fighting `for` her.
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98- Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.
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99- It`s funny how you can always tell when a guy likes someone else, but you can never tell if he likes you.
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100-Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.






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